Why do Men Bark and Women Meeow!

Men remind me of stray dogs always waiting to be picked up.  As soon as they see you they start drooling and slobbering all over you, whilst lovingly rubbing up against your legs.  They are generally smelly and sweaty, personal hygiene is not a priority. They are not independent and cannot take care of themselves - so when taking them for a walk, remember picking up their shit is good karma. Most of the time they spend in a half switched off mode oblivious to the world around them, sleeping or running round in circles chasing their own tails.  They are good to have around, as they are very easily satisfied.  A quick feed and a rub behind the ears are enough to keep them happy.

Felines however have different expectations they do not wait to be fed and pampered, they let you know what they want and when they want it.  Cats are easily offended and are not afraid to ignore you when their needs are not met.  They run hot and cold, one minute loving and serene the next aloof and distant. They are perfectionists when it comes to personal hygiene not wanting a hair out of place.  They spend a lot of time gracefully licking their paws and maintaining high levels of personal presentation. They do not like to be told what to do and have their own ideas on the ways of the world.   Dogs think they are in control cats know they are in control.

It is no use trying to understand these rare felines as the world of estrogen and emotions cannot be comprehended by the simple mind of the dog.